Urban Dictionary's definitions

Kung Pow

greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me

"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"

by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003

S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.

On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers

by Urban Dictionary July 21, 2005

Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

Moak

a bad name for a hawaiian person. like the n word for a black person

that moak was so fat, he wore a coconut bra.

by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2005

Drop the Bomb

The action of delivering particularly bad news to someone.

Example of Drop the Bomb - "Im about to go in there and tell the boss that we lost the Hong Kong deal, £400 mil..." - Telling the boss, would be dropping the bomb on him.

by Urban Dictionary September 16, 2008

Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007