122 definitions by AJ

Thriday

The Thursday before a Friday holiday.

I can only take 4 days of workweek hell! Thanks to the holiday, it's Thriday!

by AJ June 25, 2004

Elana

Someone who is beautiful and sexually alluring attracting everyone she meets.

"There was a firey spark in her eye that caught every males attention. She must be of an Elana"

by AJ January 25, 2005

atheist

A person who uses logic to figure out that there is no such thing as a higher power or diety

They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.

If the bible is so "holy", why does it have an author?

by AJ December 5, 2004

sexellent

Above and beyond excellent; Can but does not have to involve sexual connotations.

J Lo left me the keys to her house for the weekend and said I could throw a party

by AJ January 20, 2004

neven

not ever in all time, never ever ever ever ever...inf..

if you don't try this marshmellon italian ice, you'll neven be my friend!

by AJ December 2, 2003

Kansas

- a midwestern state
- very flat
- has lots of Jayhawks
- really boring
- not many people live there
- lots of rednecks and trashy homes
- most famous things include <i>The Little House on The Prarie, The Wizard of Oz, Kansas University, world's largest ball of twine, Bob Dole</i>

Kansas is a waste of perfectly good space.

by AJ November 28, 2004

aquaman

A euphemistic term for a hand-held shower massage is a single woman’s shower stall.

"Damn, she's so ugly that the only man that will have sex with her is aquaman."

by AJ May 26, 2004