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Nalgene

noun of measurement, indicating a liter of a particular liquid. From the popular liter-sized water bottle brand.

I had half a Nalgene of beer last night.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Ksk8er

cocksucking prick

you're such a ksk8er

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

nilam

Extremely competitive guy who crerates conflict for no reason. See chump.

That Nilam keeps bothering me about my test score.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

s0v13t

A power hungry but s3x0rz.

Leonid is a fucking s0v13t!

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

minus

commonly referred to as Minus Measter
a friend to vegetables everywhere

minus likes to play with celery

by anonymous February 14, 2003

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004