anonymous 's definitions

wang fu

art of the wang

she was no match for his Wang Fu

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

carpenters dream

flat as a board and never been screwed

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

munchies

the feeling of hunger that one gets after smoking up

Dave gets the munchies after smoking weed.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

stone roses

Best fucking band ever, there debut is fucking amazing

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

gimli

the inability to get a hardon at the sight of a beautiful woman;

Ray suffers from gimli from watching too much gay porn

by Anonymous October 13, 2003