meticulous

One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

dead head

1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead
3. a stoner
4. someone who is extremely tired.

1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them
3. that dead head hits the bong all the time
4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

todger dodger

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule

*ahh!! sorry jack!

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

homothug

a male who wants to be known as a straight (heterosexual) male to society put enjoys sex with men on the DL

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

rofler

Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes

by Anonymous February 06, 2003