longdale

John Longdale.
1. Major of the 33rd Regiment of Foot.
2. pimp
3. Crazy British guy who shanks with a saber.
4. longdale > andrew

Major John Longdale ordered his troops to open fire on the unsuspecting line of men.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

slag

a woman that fucks behind her partners back

you are nothin but a fuckin slag kelly .i hope you catch syphilis because it will probably make your stinking gash smell better

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

deans

pushy bitches who work for schools

The deans are whores

by Anonymous June 02, 2003

N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"

Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Quief

When a fart comes out of a womens vagina!

This site is so funny it made Brooke Quief

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

oknark

founder of torchthebridge, king of alcohol, and all around nice guy. Excels at SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS.

Hey look, it's Oknark!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

screen

What you're looking at right now.

by Anonymous November 09, 2003