kit's definitions

Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

by KiT April 23, 2015

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

by KiT November 23, 2019

what's with the socks

A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of "what's up"

See plain old white socks

John: "Hey Joe, what's with the socks?"
Joe: "Plain old white ones today."

by Kit November 6, 2004

rook

A spell put on someone from "cards & spices".

I went to Amoco and saw "Cards & Spices". I gave him a dirty ass look, and on the way home I put my car in a ditch...That fucker put a "ROOK" on my ass!!!

by Kit September 1, 2004

Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

by Kit January 7, 2005

deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly

by kit August 13, 2023

p town

P-Town, short for Peoria, IL.

Nickname for the coolest cat in our town!

P-town is home, who want's to go to the Lipper for some fun....Meow!!!

by Kit September 2, 2004