Daniel's definitions

nightwing

nightwing a large memeber of the rat family. often found enjoying a slice of gamerpie while masturbating to man porn at his home pc.

you sir, are a nightwing.

by Daniel October 6, 2004

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

crackdog

LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT

hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch

by daniel February 27, 2005

bims

"Spankings" literally. In a wider sense, used as a general expression of humorous displeasure, defined in terms of size.

Oh! You're getting big bims when Dad gets home!

You took my car without asking? Bims!

by Daniel April 21, 2005

f-age

used in a sentence to describe anger, frustration, or unhappiness

f-age...im so pissed

by daniel July 22, 2003

fnuck

slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.

female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me

friends: You mean Fucked right

female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven

friends: Really?

female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*

friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!

entire group: laugh like crazy.

by Daniel October 19, 2004