Jasmine's definitions

twink

Annoying little fangirl person who deserves to be shot. Usually no older than 12, her vocabulary consists of the words "hot" "lyk" and "kewl"

These annoying little cretins usually adore Orlando Bloom.

"lyk omg orli is so kewl n hot"
"Argh, a twink!"

"Did you see that Twink on here earlier?"
"Yeah...she wouldn't shut up about Legolas."
"Retards"

by Jasmine November 28, 2004

efanar

the defender of evil

oh shit it's efanar. run, bitch, run.

by Jasmine August 14, 2004

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 28, 2002

Sink Boy

Usually a Punjabi male who lives at home with his parents, no ambition, no money, and has an overprotective mother who still does his laundry and cleans his room. Sometimes it could be viewed as some what of a oedipus complex.

Baepreet: Bruh, Chandi is such a sink boy.
Baeminder: Yeah, his mom just fed him some kheer.

*BRUH*

by Jasmine October 20, 2014

poed

when you and/or your friends get "rolled on" by the police.
when you get caught by the cops.

"last night we got poed on while we were in the cemetery"

if you drink and drive you have the chance of getting poed on!

by jasmine July 23, 2004

squik

NOUN
Something disgusting; nasty TMI.

VERB
1) To gross someone out;
2) to kill someone - cyberpunk definition

ONOMATOPOEIA
Variant of squeak.

"Yuck! I don't need to hear the details of your toe fungus problem, George. That's some serious squik!"

"Dude, I'm SO gonna squik Mary out with this fake vomit stuff."

"Take him out back and squik him."

"The mouse let out a tiny squik before disappearing back into the hole."

by Jasmine February 15, 2005

Dehair

to take hair away.

Megan Jud likes to dehair her legs w/ tweezers when she's bored.

by jasmine November 10, 2003