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Namer
A male who is so undeniably sexy that women cannot control their own natural urges to make sweet love to him.
I wish i was Namer.
gatt
The flakiest of flaky sports fans. In general, a bandwagoner, if you will. Roots for his/her team as long as they're winning, but as soon as they lose a couple has nothing but negativity to spew regarding said team. Irritating, whiny, and most likely reproductively challenged. May sport an afro, but this is not mandatory.
(as Calgary wins their second game in the Western Conference Finals; Ryan makes his first mention of them)
Ryan - OMGguys!!1!one!! I've been rooting for Calgary all season long, and they've always been my second-favorite team.
Everyone else - You're such a gatt. And, now that we think of it, you're such a ryan too.
Ryan - OMGguys!!1!one!! I've been rooting for Calgary all season long, and they've always been my second-favorite team.
Everyone else - You're such a gatt. And, now that we think of it, you're such a ryan too.
faith
An unexplainable security penetration performed by an anonymous intruder. Also, highly classified black operations are considered Faith, as there is no guarantee of success despite perfect planning, reconnaisance and training.
naumoff
Hey Naumoff!
Schuylkill
1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.
Schuylkill by . April 14, 2004