Anonymous 's definitions

Harjeet

A company insider assigned to defraud investors. Common techniques include Ponzi or pyramid schemes, pump and dump schemes, Internet fraud, and affinity fraud.

Common Harjeets are confidence men whose signature phrase is "Harjeet knows!"

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

sphinkter

Mark James

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

pocket

female genitalia

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

u-turn

a straight guy who turns gay within 12 hours.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

hdofu

Short for Hope Dimond of Fucked Uppidness

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003