GOD's definitions

meatloafing

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.

My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.

by God November 15, 2004

asshole fuck

When someone is fucked into their asshole

Joanna got asshole fucked by a big dick yesterday

by god March 7, 2013

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

by God January 21, 2003