Definitions by me

metamorphosis 

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

metamorphosis by me April 15, 2004

hoecala(ocala) 

also see slowcala

hoecala, slocala all the same filled with really old ppl horses and hot girls from vanguard!!!!!

hoecala(ocala) by me April 14, 2004

shady cheater 

Any and all males.

"That boy is a shady cheater at heart!"

shady cheater by Me April 12, 2004

Cux 

The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.

1] I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2] Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!

Cux by Me April 12, 2004

Omarosa 

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.

If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.

Omarosa by me April 12, 2004

shebrew 

A Jewish Dyke.

no example available...use you imagination

shebrew by Me April 10, 2004

emo-punk 

a type of music, if that's what you want to call it, that has no meaning what-so-ever and the "bands" that produce it are worshiped by little teeny-bopper girls that think that it's rebellious and they will get more attention by listening to it. They also try and dress the part and look ridiculous as a result.

Person 1: Do you know that Ashley girl?
Person 2: Oh, the one that wears her little brother's clothes and has the paper clips and screws in her ears?
Person 1: Yeah, it's so sad to see these emo-punk kids in our school.
Person 2: I know, they try way to hard to stand out, it's fucken ridiculous and depressing.
Person 1: Someday, her and all the other little shits will regret ever being like that. I would personally be embarassed to ever look like that.
Person 2: Me too, it's all Good Charlott's fault!!

emo-punk by Me April 10, 2004