h's definitions

Skateboard

An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored

Skateboard = TWAT

by H December 26, 2003

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

Busta

a rapper notorious for crazy uptempo songs

break ya neck...bitches

by h November 19, 2004

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

doof doof

Dance or techno music, usually played loudly in P (Australian Probationary License) plater cars. The P platers usually hoon around town doing Imfamous planned out laps while listening to Mega Doof Doof.

"Oh My God!! Look there's Stanley doing blockies with some doof doof on!"
"...Soak up the doof doof"
"Sweet Doof Doof!"

by H December 16, 2004

crispy

Someone who has been in the sun too long and has extremely dark skin that resembles the light after midnight.

Amari, or people who live in the center of africa like your mom

by h May 12, 2004

18

Legal drinking age in Malaysia

No drinking under 18

by H May 13, 2005