merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets

my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.

by tom November 25, 2003

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching

Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.

by Tom June 24, 2004

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 04, 2004

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 05, 2003