Tom's definitions

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

FatherSynne

overweight out of shape latino man usually named Ray Ruiz who likes to dress up like a priest and have private wrestling matches with children.

That guy is a total FatherSynne, keep him away from children

by Tom February 14, 2004

Brothers Strong

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and sometimes Strong Sad.

Now presenting, the BROTHERS STRONG!

by Tom October 21, 2003

chatchup

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

by tom October 12, 2020