smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 05, 2004

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 08, 2005