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a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Get the eric loftinmug. When someone is cheating on their partner while pretending nothing’s wrong — but it’s painfully obvious to everyone else. There’s usually emotional chaos, bad lies, and at least one moment where “Fix You” by Coldplay could be playing in the background… and it would just make sense.
“She’s out with her ‘study buddy’ again? Girl’s out here Coldplaying her boyfriend hard."
“If you’re gonna Coldplay someone, at least don’t do it front row at a concert.”
"She found out he had a whole other girlfriend. Sis straight up got Coldplayed."
“If you’re gonna Coldplay someone, at least don’t do it front row at a concert.”
"She found out he had a whole other girlfriend. Sis straight up got Coldplayed."
Get the Coldplayedmug. Lucas is a angel and a bad guy, he’s beautiful and the most funny guy in the world stop looking for another man he is THE MAN
I love you Lucas
Get the Lucasmug. 
Opposite of the whitey tighty.....
Get the Brownie lucymug. Anacronym: Move Around and Find Out
Similar to the anacronym FAFO however relates to the stereotype that will men will have sex with anything that moves.
Similar to the anacronym FAFO however relates to the stereotype that will men will have sex with anything that moves.
Get the M.A.F.O.mug.