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Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

A phrase you use to describe taking a massive shit, to get the point across without being obscene, and obscuring the gross nature of human feces AKA shit AKA poop.

The disease that occurs when you swallow a bug in the pool, that slowly turns you into the bug that you swallowed.
