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Get the Twaibahmug. As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
Get the Jews Lawmug. When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0
Get the utter procrastinationmug. The most beautiful girl alive. She will love you, cherish you, adore you, all in one night.She has the most gorgeous hair, the most gorgeous face, and the most gorgeous personality. She makes a lovely friend and an even better girlfriend. She can be incredibly stubborn and a little tiny bit selfish, but her good attributes override the negative, and in the end her little quirks just make her even cuter and more endearing. She's sassy, smart, sexy, sweet, and a lil bit salty. You will instantly fall in love with her, no matter who you are. She is always willing to help, and she is willing to stand up for you. She will literally attack the people who are mean to you. When she loves, she loves HARD, and will continue to love for a long ass time. It is impossible not to love a girl named viradhya because of how lovable she is. She can be a little bit shy at first, but once she warms up to you, she is the most charismatic person alive. She will laugh at all of your jokes, even if they're kinda dumb and lame, and her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world.
Is that viradhya? She's wonderful.
Get the Viradhyamug. The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
Get the Jeremy-ingmug.