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Bartola

She’s the most beautiful woman and is rare to hear her sing but it’s the most beautiful sound in the world. She is the type of mother that would give you a big mean speech but will mean nothing but love

Bartola is one of a kind hard to find.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.

Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”

by anonymous June 20, 2022

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Dalai

To stick your tongue out , while someone else sucks on it . The sucker usually does it very sensually, not using any incisor teeth . It’s almost like your tongue is getting a blow job.

The girl I’m dating is a real freak nasty , she dalai my tongue for ten minutes, took all 2 inches in her mouth. She gives great Dalai .

by anonymous April 17, 2023

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Danson

A Black man! He is very friendly to ALL and exudes positive, contagious energy. Extremely loving and kind, especially towards women. Also very humble but at the same time very confident in everything he does as well as things he doesn’t do, like basketball. Is often more than not mistaken for a Gorilla or Kevin Hart. Known to have incredible fathering capabilities. Son of Dan and father to many. LOVES beautifully pedicured toes and meaningful conversation with substance. Works out… A LOT…

Person- “You’re Danson aren’t you?”
Danson- “Yes”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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