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Cat

No. 1 - Cats are literal thieves who have the one goal of annoying you to shit. They usually do this to get your attention. Once this attention has been gained, they expect you to scratch them in the literal perfect place or will make their displeasure known by giving you a scar that will last a lifetime. If you have somehow figured out how to scratch them correctly, they will walk everywhere and expect you to follow them (don't follow them). But deep down, you are their favorite thing to ever exist

No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.

No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
PERSON TWO (dog owner): "Dude, have you ever had a dog? They're so lovable and you can just get another one and never notice your old one was gone."

PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."

PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"

PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."

PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
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wokalani

Wokalani is from the heavens
Wokalani is from the heavens
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Janaina

She is an amazing woman
Janaina is amazing
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unini

A very beautiful and packaged girl usually dark-skinned and are affectionate for boys named Kene.
The girl was such an Unini
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Tineshwaran

Someone who’s quite but when starts talking you’ll regret because talks too much. Very smart and cheerful person. The loudest and craziest in the group , basically extrovert.

Loyal and humble at the finest. Feminist and believes in equality. Fashion sense very ATAS.

Black is the favourite colour. Nature and animal lover. Moderately OCD but very hygienic. Preferred and loved by everyone because everyone knows Tineshwaran.
I wish I was Tineshwaran
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Saggy Ass Syndrome

Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.
Ugh, these jeans don't fit. They're giving me Saggy Ass Syndrome.
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