When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

A bunch of little kids who fail to destroy the UTTP. Always post content like "KLASKY CSUPO ROUND 69420 SPONSORED BY BALLSACKAUTTP" or "I SHOOT user that didnt do anything wrong and just gave tiny criticism BECAUSE I HATE THEM!!"
Dont be a AUTTP.
Dont be a AUTTP.
Jimmy: "HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME SLIGHT CRITICISM! THATS IT I WILL SHOOT YOU"
Steve: dude what the hell?? Are you an AUTTP or something??
Steve: dude what the hell?? Are you an AUTTP or something??

When a straight person would have sexual intercourse with the same sex but would never have romantic feelings for them

"Can ah hit that bingu?"
