some really hot girl usually desi they are 10x hotter if they wear vans and they are smart and stupid too
Get the akridamug. 
Get the Twaibahmug. A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.
Get the Kirkmug. A smart beautiful woman who handles her business and loves being with family and friends. She will one day be wealthy and traveling all over the word.
She’s a Shemeria
Get the Shemeriamug. The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
Get the Jeremy-ingmug. a shortened, informal version of the word "appreciate." It means to recognize, value, or be grateful for something. It can also mean to understand the significance of something or to recognize its value.
"Preciate ya"
Get the Preciatemug. 