SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.
Get the SCROTUSmug. a sweet and kind soul, who would do anything for her friends! She is very trustworthy and funny too.
Ayperi is my friend
Get the ayperimug. 
Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Get the Takotsubo syndromemug. 
