Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.
Get the Dogjobmug. When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Get the toilet 2formug. When you marry a man and he acts like he’s your son instead of your husband.
Irresponsible; childish; too codependent; have temper tantrums.
Irresponsible; childish; too codependent; have temper tantrums.
I had to pay all the bills this month because my hubson squandered all his money on a bunch of nothing.
Get the hubsonmug. The sworn enemy of nigatron. His whole existence is to stop nigatron from raping, free styling, looting, and beating in the hood.
Get the optimuscoonmug. A month that can be used as a replacement for Destroy Dick December, a punishment for failing No Nut November or even just a fun challenge to do with friends. Throughout the month of December, you and any other participants load up a hardcore world in Minecraft and try to survive in it, playing on all 31 days of December. You are allowed one warm up world just to get into the correct sense of urgency. You can decide to either start a new world or continue that world once you are ready.
You will fail the challenge if you die, use cheats, enter creative mode or spectator mode, etc. It is generally frowned upon if you look up seeds that will allow for close villages near the spawn point or easy diamonds, as it takes away part of the challenge.
If you quickly beat the Ender Dragon, other things you can do to keep yourself occupied are killing the Wither and Elder Guardian, earning every achievement, making cool bases, making every potion and much more.
You will fail the challenge if you die, use cheats, enter creative mode or spectator mode, etc. It is generally frowned upon if you look up seeds that will allow for close villages near the spawn point or easy diamonds, as it takes away part of the challenge.
If you quickly beat the Ender Dragon, other things you can do to keep yourself occupied are killing the Wither and Elder Guardian, earning every achievement, making cool bases, making every potion and much more.
Get the Don't Die Decembermug. 
