Yo wanna play fortnite after school?
Get the Fortnitemug. 
(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
Get the landomug. 
Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.
Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.
Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
Get the Bugosy wipesmug. Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Get the balkisticmug.