Overcompensating for micro-penis. The general feeling of shame you and displeasure you get at having a small, tiny, microscopic penis :(
Get the Harrymug. 
A person whose charm attracts you like anything.
You can never know how he makes u wet by his mere voice.
You can never know how he makes u wet by his mere voice.
Get the Rohan vermamug. 
Get the Fikilemug. When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Get the Yanking offmug. Vrabie loves to take a girl home with her pants inside out. if you never was rated by a friend , make a friendship with that girl , and if you never was cheated on , you should date with him
Get the Vrabiemug. 