this guy is a cyope
Get the cyopemug. 
This unique Katheryn is the sweetest, sexiest, most beautiful Katheryn you'll ever come across, she may have some issues with her health, but she'll always pull through, she'll fall in love with you and never give up on being with you, she has a nice pair of breasts, and is always excited to flash them at you, she's one of the kinkiest girls you know, and she'll almost always want to sext.
Get the Katheryn Louise Harrismug. A word used when someone’s behavior is so dumb, ridiculous, or just flat-out unserious that you can’t even be bothered to argue. Instead of explaining why they’re a clown, you hit them with “Are you having jolonk?” and mentally clock out.
Bro: “I texted her 17 times last night, no reply yet, but I think she’s just playing hard to get.”
You: “Bro… are you having a jolonk?”
You: “Bro… are you having a jolonk?”
Get the Jolonkmug.