"Tarantado: A Filipino term, symbolizing unexpected luck amidst chaos. Its colloquial essence embodies the serendipitous charm of life's surprises, turning mishaps into fortunate turns."
Tarantado, have a good day.
Get the TARANTADOmug. 
Corey’s are typically fatasses who are severely overweight. They tend to lack any intelligence whatsoever and as a result can’t find many friends. They usually are unathletic as well.
Get the Corey Dequivismug. 
Someone raising money on the street, who gets in your way and tries to guilt you into donating. A fundraising panhandler.
I just want to buy an overpriced coffee while staring at my expensive portable electronics. Why won't these fundhandlers leave me alone?
Get the fundhandlermug.