Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.
Get the Dogjobmug. When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Get the toilet 2formug. Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.
Get the Excitement poomug. the hottest girl that could give you karma and is the nicest girl you could possibly meet she is a really smart person and has a lot of attention and really popular and can get a lot of friends
Get the Nashllymug. 
Get the tsirymug. Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Get the balkisticmug. 
Get the cooxmug.