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"that bitch you don't fuck wit". likes to stay to herself got a few close friends. Gets aggravated real quickly.but real nice once you get to know her. don't like to fight buh will.
by anonymous August 3, 2021
Get the Mememug. A situation where the natives get the upper hand and successfully reclaim their land and turns the tables by making the descendants of colonizers pay via oppression .
A notable example of Reverse colonization is Zionism. The indigenous Jews not just reclaimed their land but also turned the tables by oppressing the Arab settlers by restricting their freedom of movement, putting checkpoints and treating them like shit.
by anonymous December 13, 2024
Get the Reverse colonizationmug. A pain in the ass, a massive pain. Can and will be mistakenly called:
a. Oboe
b. Large flute
c. Clarinet
d. Bass clarinet
e. Baritone saxophone
f. Trombone
The bassoon looks like a Victorian bedpost and sounds like one too... that is, if you were to ever hollow one out and blow into it. The sounds it makes have been described as "a dying duck", "a dying cat", or "sharp!" It is never in tune. The first five years or so of playing will sound like shit, but once you've hit your sixth or seventh year, it sounds a little less shitty and more like the gates of heaven. You will not be able to march with this (sorry, marching band is out! If you're keen to join, as I am, switch to clarinet or sax!) but it's great for concert band, as it is easiest played sitting down. The fingerings are complete shit and very, VERY confusing. I've looked up clarinet, flute, and saxophone fingerings. They look like addition and subtraction next to the trigonometry of bassoonland. If you want to make your own reeds (anything you can buy is really bad quality) then the process takes weeks. I get this a LOT when I tell people I play bassoon.
"What's that?"
or
"Oh! I know that~! It's like a large flute! :D :D :D!"
or
"Shit, good luck, mate."
:,)
a. Oboe
b. Large flute
c. Clarinet
d. Bass clarinet
e. Baritone saxophone
f. Trombone
The bassoon looks like a Victorian bedpost and sounds like one too... that is, if you were to ever hollow one out and blow into it. The sounds it makes have been described as "a dying duck", "a dying cat", or "sharp!" It is never in tune. The first five years or so of playing will sound like shit, but once you've hit your sixth or seventh year, it sounds a little less shitty and more like the gates of heaven. You will not be able to march with this (sorry, marching band is out! If you're keen to join, as I am, switch to clarinet or sax!) but it's great for concert band, as it is easiest played sitting down. The fingerings are complete shit and very, VERY confusing. I've looked up clarinet, flute, and saxophone fingerings. They look like addition and subtraction next to the trigonometry of bassoonland. If you want to make your own reeds (anything you can buy is really bad quality) then the process takes weeks. I get this a LOT when I tell people I play bassoon.
"What's that?"
or
"Oh! I know that~! It's like a large flute! :D :D :D!"
or
"Shit, good luck, mate."
:,)
Alma: "Oh, Jolene, what is that?"
Jolene: "It's my bassoon case!"
Alma: "Ooooh, I know that! A bassoon is just like a big flute, isn't it?"
Jolene: "...This is rather concerning as you play trombone in our school band."
Jolene: "It's my bassoon case!"
Alma: "Ooooh, I know that! A bassoon is just like a big flute, isn't it?"
Jolene: "...This is rather concerning as you play trombone in our school band."
by anonymous November 7, 2017
Get the Bassoonmug. A less offensive way to reference a a person who uses meth, as opposed to using the highly offensive and degrading word, “tweaker”.
by anonymous August 23, 2021
Get the T-Wordmug. by anonymous August 23, 2023
Get the Wonder Fondermug. One of the most caring people in the world. He can be shy but, mostly, he’s very talkative and loves to make new friends. He makes you feel special; asking if you're okay. He'll always be there—to comfort, to talk, to listen if you need to vent and let out stress. Although he can be lazy at times, he’s very responsible and does what he needs to get done. He’s humorous and very outgoing, but sometimes he speaks without thinking and when he does, he’ll apologizing asap—almost instantly. He says he's ugly but he's not and has a smile so bright and so sweet, it's contagious. The only way he'll break your heart is when he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. As a boyfriend, he's perfect. He's loyal and trusting. He's sweet, thoughtful, and caring. And he has great respects for his girlfriend—enjoying the time he spends with her to the fullest. He's very talented, as he has a love for music. He likes to sing and play the keyboard. He's often shy when showing his musical side, but when he sings, his voice is always strong and when he plays the keyboard, the sounds are always clear. He just doesn't realize how much of a sweet, caring, thoughtful, respectful, loving, loyal, and so much more of a friend—of a person—he is. And without him, so much, such as life-changing events, meetings, makings of friendships, and more, would not have happened. So, one should be very grateful to meet, or have met, such an amazing person, because I know, I very much am.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Anzurunimug. Nat makes me happy, and makes my day better I'm happy I met them . I wish I could give them a big hug.
by anonymous May 31, 2021
Get the Nat <3mug.