Chass sorry ass refers to a person who is constantly feeling sorry for themselves. This is said when a person is loathing in self pity especially just for attention

Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!

The best person you could ever meet. I love her so much. She makes me so happy in so many ways as a best friend.
“Eva is the best ever” “Eva is my best friend”

When you shit in your pond pump and clogg it, only to have it burst out onto your mummy’s homegrown tomatoes
I gardam’d in the pond last night
