A saying Penelope Garcia uses to describe her co-workers and friends at the BAU (behaivoral analysis unit)
Morgan: "hey baby girl? You're on speaker"
Garcia: hello my fine furry friends, i've found information on the unsub...
Garcia: hello my fine furry friends, i've found information on the unsub...

A unique girl. Sometimes shy. Sometimes super gigly and glowing. It all depends on her surroundings. She is super thoughtful and usually lets others walk over her by accident. She won’t let that happen anymore though! She wants to travel the world and learn about every different kind of food they have in the world! Every man wants to get to know her, but she’s a professional rejector. She likes friends, just not being more than friends with everyone. Lovely girl.

A lady in the street but a freak in the bed, you'll never get a Melanie out of your head. She's passionate, fun loving, wild and crazy. She can play dumb but she's not at all hazy. She knows when you're lying and is practically psychic but love her right and she's your ride or die Life-Chic. If Melanie loves you, she'll be yours for ever and she'll love you HARD until the end of never.
Smooth guy: I've had many women but only a Melanie can satisfy me.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
