When you shit in your pond pump and clogg it, only to have it burst out onto your mummy’s homegrown tomatoes
I gardam’d in the pond last night
Get the gardammug. 
BYS is the abbreviation for the full form "bully yourself". This term has been created by user "confs4me" with the help of "quackikrew", both on instagram. You can use this term instead of saying "kys" which stands for "kill yourself" if you're trying to be less harsh. "bys" is basically an alternative to "kys" jokes.
bys dad!
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Get the ififfififiuhmug. Jaxson usually knows how to escalate a situation fast, but overall is a nice guy. Jaxson is a very good listener and is a very good supporter. Jaxson is great in bed and would please any girl or boy. Jaxson usually carry’s a third leg longer than his other two and has chiseled abs to make you go to heaven. Overall Jaxson is a good friend but a better fucker.
Get the Jaxsonmug. 
