Evony is me, I am obviously kind hearted and hot not to mention sexy. I was trying to find my name without that blonde girl ad coming in my way but all the definitions were filled with her so I’m making this. I am honestly so hot, petty, inconsiderate and I focus on myself the end.
Get the Evonymug. 
Gavin is a dumbass
Get the Gavinmug. "that bitch you don't fuck wit". likes to stay to herself got a few close friends. Gets aggravated real quickly.but real nice once you get to know her. don't like to fight buh will.
Get the Mememug. IRS makes decisions on tax payers lives based on analytics solo and wrongly so
without written notice
and placing liens as well as deductions from social security before case is heard.
Even blocking passport renewal.
This is criminal .behavior.
Murderers have more rights than IRS victims
Irs makes no attempt to reach out to you until 9 1/2 years to rack up fees and penalties purposely.
10 employees or agents (iRS Minion)
must be involved.
Not just one individual who does not have capacity of understanding analytics nor able to interpret it with intelligence
without written notice
and placing liens as well as deductions from social security before case is heard.
Even blocking passport renewal.
This is criminal .behavior.
Murderers have more rights than IRS victims
Irs makes no attempt to reach out to you until 9 1/2 years to rack up fees and penalties purposely.
10 employees or agents (iRS Minion)
must be involved.
Not just one individual who does not have capacity of understanding analytics nor able to interpret it with intelligence
Truth and total transparency must be the basis of IRS decisions . No IRS decision must be based on IRS analytics and on 1 IRS agent but on an IRS minion
Get the IRS minionmug. A pain in the ass, a massive pain. Can and will be mistakenly called:
a. Oboe
b. Large flute
c. Clarinet
d. Bass clarinet
e. Baritone saxophone
f. Trombone
The bassoon looks like a Victorian bedpost and sounds like one too... that is, if you were to ever hollow one out and blow into it. The sounds it makes have been described as "a dying duck", "a dying cat", or "sharp!" It is never in tune. The first five years or so of playing will sound like shit, but once you've hit your sixth or seventh year, it sounds a little less shitty and more like the gates of heaven. You will not be able to march with this (sorry, marching band is out! If you're keen to join, as I am, switch to clarinet or sax!) but it's great for concert band, as it is easiest played sitting down. The fingerings are complete shit and very, VERY confusing. I've looked up clarinet, flute, and saxophone fingerings. They look like addition and subtraction next to the trigonometry of bassoonland. If you want to make your own reeds (anything you can buy is really bad quality) then the process takes weeks. I get this a LOT when I tell people I play bassoon.
"What's that?"
or
"Oh! I know that~! It's like a large flute! :D :D :D!"
or
"Shit, good luck, mate."
:,)
a. Oboe
b. Large flute
c. Clarinet
d. Bass clarinet
e. Baritone saxophone
f. Trombone
The bassoon looks like a Victorian bedpost and sounds like one too... that is, if you were to ever hollow one out and blow into it. The sounds it makes have been described as "a dying duck", "a dying cat", or "sharp!" It is never in tune. The first five years or so of playing will sound like shit, but once you've hit your sixth or seventh year, it sounds a little less shitty and more like the gates of heaven. You will not be able to march with this (sorry, marching band is out! If you're keen to join, as I am, switch to clarinet or sax!) but it's great for concert band, as it is easiest played sitting down. The fingerings are complete shit and very, VERY confusing. I've looked up clarinet, flute, and saxophone fingerings. They look like addition and subtraction next to the trigonometry of bassoonland. If you want to make your own reeds (anything you can buy is really bad quality) then the process takes weeks. I get this a LOT when I tell people I play bassoon.
"What's that?"
or
"Oh! I know that~! It's like a large flute! :D :D :D!"
or
"Shit, good luck, mate."
:,)
Alma: "Oh, Jolene, what is that?"
Jolene: "It's my bassoon case!"
Alma: "Ooooh, I know that! A bassoon is just like a big flute, isn't it?"
Jolene: "...This is rather concerning as you play trombone in our school band."
Jolene: "It's my bassoon case!"
Alma: "Ooooh, I know that! A bassoon is just like a big flute, isn't it?"
Jolene: "...This is rather concerning as you play trombone in our school band."
Get the Bassoonmug.