Get the Leo Le Snitchmug. Dammmmmm shortalean over there is fly.
Get the shortaleanmug. Calob also known as cal loves big fat juicy vaginas. He’s is often seen between the breasts of his grandmother and mother. His dream is to be in a anime porn voice over as anime girl number 5. Calob never misses a chance at chugging diet dr. Pepper and stuffing his face with lots of long hard hot dogs. You’ll always want a Calob in your life. He’s ambiguous and kind and may or may not be going under Asian transformation surgery.
“Omfg calob makes me squirm in a bad way bc he’s so naughty”
“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”
“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”
Get the Calobmug. 
Morbius Critic: "Morbius was awful. The acting was bad, the pacing was terrible, and the plot made no sense whatsoever!"
Morbhead: Nonsense! You just need a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over your head.
Morbhead: Nonsense! You just need a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over your head.
Get the morbheadmug.