The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.
Get the closet shrinkmug. 
Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.
Get the tough chicken slidermug. Her: You must be the liberator of the 13 mushroom colonies if you think we’re fucking
George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy
George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy
Get the George Washingtoadmug. Cute, Shy, Caring and Smart in nature. A girl who is quite rare in this world. She remains silent but gets talkative when in an conversation.
Get the zobaidamug. A very beautiful woman with a huge heart and outrageous sex appeal. Lakea loves deep but don’t ever wrong her or you’ll regret it. Lakea is wife material and a nurturer. She’s a very popular person and everyone loves to be in her company. May I add she’s a true entertainer. If you ever meet a Lakea kept her by your side and cherish her. She takes friendship seriously. Let’s not forget she can physically fight her ass off!!! I guarantee that you won’t ever find a loyal and loving person such as her.
Get the Lakeamug. 