Noun- Forerunner drug to Ritalin.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.
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