
Holy shit where the fuck do we begin. First off, congratulations for being born with the most awesome name in the world, you’re a god. Sorry to those who are reading this and have other names, you lost the game of life.

(1) n/v., an extreme level of emotional punishment in reaction to an error-in-judgment by a relative, resulting in either a lesson well learned, or restraining orders.
1. Unresolved tensions in the Smith home had reached a point of familitarization; his actions sparked a litany of snide-but-accurate remarks from his parents, over which John might have preferred a lecture, or the silent treatment.

A Slikk slave is someone who has been trapped without knowing it by the all engulfing sexual magnetism of that one douche bag thats taller than 6’3. These women are typically attractive and hoarish and their sexual ambitions lead them astray.
