SunnyScrambledUp egg

Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.
Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!๐Ÿ™ƒ
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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