Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnโ€™t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatโ€™s the question
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butt booster

Props or Plastic surgeries that make the ass plumper
Usually used by Slutty women
See โ€œWhoresacโ€
Emma has saggy tits and has huge fat rolls and weighs 400 pounds so she got a liposuction, Breast augmentation and had a butt booster while she was at it.
Emma is a whore and slept with your mom, your dad, your grandma, your grandpa, your great grandma, your great grandpa, your great great grandma, your great great grandpa, your husband, your ex wife, your ex boyfriend, your ex girlfriend, your friends, your best friends, your cousins, your nephews, your kids, your siblings, your aunts, your uncles, your neighbors, The gas station employee across the street, the clerk at the store, your teacher, your principal, your professor, your family doctor, your FBI agent and you!
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February 4

National UD Editor Appreciation Day!
Sure, some Editors on urban dictionary Can be assholes and reject good definitions sometimes but if there Wasnโ€™t Editors on this site, Urban dictionary would be a MORE of a wasteland of racism hate and xenophobia than it is now. We should be More grateful for the editors here Instead of calling them lazy assholes.
Event only in Canada, USA And Europe
Finally itโ€™s February 4th again
(To editor reading this: Ty for (Trying) to keep this site clean :D)
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SHES GOT BALLS

When a women Takes the place of a male (which is usually a top) In sex
My gf wanted me to close my eyes last night in bed
Turnt out, when I opened my eyes she nudged me into sex and it happened that SHES GOT BALLS
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Whoresack

A sack full of Promiscuous and horny women Can also Be Phrased as a โ€œSlut gangโ€
By a sack full I mean about 5-8 Women
That anime game was weird- It had a whoresack of thirsty H cup girls
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Fat shaming

The best thing society has invented by far and should be continued indefinitely of fat acceptance movements or stupid fat activists. Fat people are ugly
Hooray for fat shaming!
Fuck the fatasses!
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Thot

A very fat and slutty women (usually about 500 pounds)
And very, very slutty
The biggest hoe in town
(Definition is below example)
Jareield: I met the hoe who slept with everyone in town at the saloon bar last night
Jack: -smokes cigar and pulls out- .. You mean, the hoe I couldnโ€™t put my pp in because she had so many fat rolls I have erectial dysfunction trying to fuck her?
Jarield: yes, that hoe over there
Jack: -loads shotgun-
Letโ€™s get er

-rides horse-

A thot is a slutty and very fat woman who sleeps with every white boy on earth. Above was an example.
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