deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by December 05, 2024
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Disnerd

Anyone obsessed with, and often capable of quoting random facts about, anything related to Disney. It was originally used as an insult, but is now more inclusive as to be used as a simple descriptor.
I used to be ashamed of being called a Disnerd. Now, I don't really mind.
by July 13, 2021
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Joe Stackz

Thurl bull 🤝
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inya cunt

When your surprised about somthing you've been told
Friend: I heard your a nanny basher
Me: inya cunt
by September 13, 2023
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Naption

Naption (noun)
A term rooted in urban online culture, originally inspired by the name of the early 2000s file-sharing platform Napster. Initially associated with sharing instrumental music tracks, naption has evolved to describe a distinct genre of digital content that blends hiphop music with creative, culturally inspired visuals or narratives. Commonly found in spaces like TikTok or Instagram, naption content emphasizes a vibe-driven aesthetic often reflective of urban artistry and nostalgia.
Her latest TikTok is pure naption—hip hop vibes paired with retro visuals that scream early 2000s nostalgia
by November 27, 2024
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Skéro

Czech street call for weed
CHÁBŘE PŘINES SKÉRO
by January 05, 2023
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ziiyah

Usually a girl with a fat forehead and is very annoying and thinks they are thick but they really are built like a stick.
“Ziiyah is so annoying and her forehead is fat and she thinks she’s thick but really she’s built like my pencil”
by March 10, 2024
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