omg that’s so kimsthetic, sorry for your loss

The state of being attracted to Jeff from the hit game on Steam called "Crab Game", it is also the replacement for Homosexual in Crab Game's censorship
Ex1
Dude 1: I think Jeff from crab game is so hot
Dude 2: you're mucksexual
Ex2
Dude1: You Mucksexual
Dude2: Censorship got you good
Dude 1: I think Jeff from crab game is so hot
Dude 2: you're mucksexual
Ex2
Dude1: You Mucksexual
Dude2: Censorship got you good

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.
Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."
Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."
Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

A man with such high intelligence that he thinks 50 moves ahead. He is the ultimate sigma male with a grindset like no other. He always uses simple letters because he never caps. A man with the mind of a scholar and a body of a warrior; in essence a true king.

when you haven’t seen your soulmate bestie bae for life in too long and you get withdrawals from it bc u can’t cope w out her
