"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."
Get the Pandora's Boxmug. 
hes a bitch and a crybaby. he will do war crimes and shitty stuff then blame everyone elde for it, wont take accountability of his actions, make you feel like shit and then blame everyone else stay away if ur mental stability is dear to u!!! hes a nerd, once he starts talking he literally wont shut the fuck up so pls beware
But hes a very nice guy and very wholesome and smart!!! :D
But hes a very nice guy and very wholesome and smart!!! :D
Get the Sohammug. Melich is one of the cutest guys you will ever meet. Best person to have a relationship with cause he is a keeper. Very hardworking and goal oriented, so if he loves you he'll definitely do anything to get your love. Loves having fun mostly drinking and making jokes.
I love Melich.
Get the Melichmug. When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
Get the Coffee Tar Shitmug. 
