This guy will sleep with your dad, then become your boyfriend.
This guy will get drunk every day and then talk smack about you smoking pot.
A Torm will write embarrassing things about you on Facebook, and make your friends think you're a shitty person. Meanwhile he has no morals.
This guy will get drunk every day and then talk smack about you smoking pot.
A Torm will write embarrassing things about you on Facebook, and make your friends think you're a shitty person. Meanwhile he has no morals.
Get the Tormmug. When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"
Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!
Get the Winnipeg Rear-Endermug. When a swedish person is bored, in this case, me bc I'm supposed to be writing a portfolio in class rn :D
Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäömug. Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.
I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.
Get the Corkingmug. A beautiful kind and amazing person.
Always nice to others.
Scary if you make then mad.
Beautiful and sexy
Always nice to others.
Scary if you make then mad.
Beautiful and sexy
Oh how I wish I was luttersh
Get the Luttershmug.