The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.
Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.
Get the telecumferencemug. Technique used in drifting with cars. This is a slow swaying faint like drift where the rear end sways back and forth down a strait.
Get the Manjimug. 
The women who run the baddest cafe bakery around. When ever you want a tasty treat, you know you have to hit up little batches. They never disappoint m.
Get the little batchesmug.