a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something
"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"
Get the Kyle Marshallmug. 
Pulakesh is a kind of guy who's very mature and stable. He's a short tempered person yet one of the best person you'll ever come across your life.
Having a pulakesh in your life is like a blessing.
Having a pulakesh in your life is like a blessing.
Get the pulakeshmug. She's beauty in its entirety, an old soul mixed with modern ways. Her magnetic personality, and unswerving loyalty to those that she loves, is just a small sample of the way that she wears her crown. She's a homemaker, who knows how to take care of her man, but most of all, she's independent. she knows how to take care of herself. She lives in a beautiful balance, refusing to let stress or negativity overcome her. She's a free thinker, not conforming to every fad just because they are the thing to do. She loves freely. and never with strings; and while she has a huge heart, she's no fool. She can see through the bs no matter who's bringing it to the table. She is indeed an endangered species.
Ahnastin is an amazing person.
Get the ahnastinmug. 
A very strong willed girl, super funny and beautiful. You may think she’s mean but on the inside she’s a HUGE softie. Probably one of the best people I’ve ever met so grateful for her. She’s incredibly smart even though she doesn’t show it, and she makes people laugh. So generous and so kind. If you ever meet an Elwyn give her a chance, you don’t want to miss out on her.
Get the Elwynmug. Sshwarz means that it's like so much better than everything else and you can't do anything about it. also it's gay
Get the Sshwarzmug.