the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.
Get the middle school toiletsmug. 
A dude who gets bullied by girls named Fernanda, Nicol, and Kimberly. Tends to be straight but will be gay for Johnny Sins. Has a friend who is a World War 2 tactician. Basic African American. Tends to own slaves. 10/10 dude
Get the Nicolasmug. Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."
Get the donut waddlemug.