Ruffling in the sheets

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.

Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!

by May 08, 2022

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MYDASHA

Pretty smart funny loving caring person that put everyone else first before herslef looks out for the people she loves the most strong independent Phenomenal women

MYDASHA is a beautiful women

by November 23, 2021

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Bozo IQ

Someone who is not very smart so you describe them of having Bozo IQ

Stacy: did you hear what Connor said. He said asian women don't get pregnant

Becky: OMG Connor has Bozo IQ

by April 04, 2022

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Life during Worttime

Wort is the liquid extracted from the mashing process during the of brewing beer.
'Life during Worttime' speaks to the misadventures in beer life (drinking bad beer, spilling your beer on yourself or others, bad judgement while imbibing or in the aftermath of, etc).

You: Got a little banged up last night. After I left last night, I managed to lose my keys, wallet, & coat (again).
Me: Life during Worttime, yo.

by September 26, 2021

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Hamaspital

A hospital where weapons are stored in order to take advantage of human shields. This practice is not found anywhere else in the world due to the extreme cowardice it requires.

“Do you think the Hamaspital will have any doctors left? or have they all gone to real hospitals..”

by March 31, 2024

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