When you standing half naked in a backstreet at 9pm and a Jewish girl is rubbing your nipples while wanking you off with a slice of singhsbury’s ham

Person 1: i really like this guy but i also like a woman
Person 2: THATS SO GAY HAHA
Person 1: its not gay, im a gezbian!
Person 2: THATS SO GAY HAHA
Person 1: its not gay, im a gezbian!
